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Investment Mergers

tips for 2008

With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse
of Lehman Bros and Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of
America this might be some good advice. For all of you
with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers
so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG

Watch for these consolidations later this year:

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller
Brush, and W R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join
forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota
Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa .

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will
Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of
Women will become:
Knott NOW!

And finally…

9. Victoria ‘s Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge
under the new name:

October 17, 2008 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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