NirvanaPeace

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Out all night…

Woman comes home at 6 AM and the husband asks “Where were you all night?”
She says “Out with my girlfriends”.

He calls all 8 of her GFs and none have seen nor heard from her for days…

Man comes home at 6 AM and the wife asks “Where were you all night?”
He says “Out with the guys”.

She calls all 8 of his buds and 5 swear he was with them all night… 3 swear he is STILL THERE!

And also….

Man arrives home from a happy hour he just spent at a strip club. He checks the home phone for messages. First one he hears is 5 minutes of him and a stripper making small talk due to his cell phone somehow auto-dialing the home phone. He lets out a huge sigh of relief that his wife wasn’t there and caught it.
Then he listens to the next message……

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October 29, 2008 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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