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The Geography of a Woman…and a Man

 THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa ,
half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe ,
well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain ,
very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece ,
gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,
with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel ,
has been through war and doesn’t make the same mistakes twice,
takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada,
self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet , wildly beautiful,
with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages…only
those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran ,
Ruled by Nuts.

December 10, 2008 Posted by | Funnies, Men/Women | , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Superman Kiss


Chinese girl gets ‘kiss of deaf’

A young Chinese woman was left partially deaf following a passionate kiss from her boyfriend.

The 20-something from Zhuhai in Guangdong province arrived at hospital having completely lost the hearing in her left ear, said local reports.

The incident prompted a series of articles in the local media warning of the dangers of excessive kissing.

“While kissing is normally very safe, doctors advise people to proceed with caution,” wrote the China Daily.

The doctor who treated the girl in hospital was quoted in the paper explaining what had happened.

“The kiss reduced the pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out and caused the breakdown of the ear.”

The chorus of warnings was echoed by the Shanghai Daily, which wrote: “A strong kiss may cause an imbalance in the air pressure between two inner ears and lead to a broken ear drum.”

The young woman is expected to regain her full hearing within about two months.

December 10, 2008 Posted by | Medical Oddities, News of the Weird | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment