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The Geography of a Woman…and a Man

 THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa ,
half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe ,
well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain ,
very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece ,
gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,
with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel ,
has been through war and doesn’t make the same mistakes twice,
takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada,
self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet , wildly beautiful,
with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages…only
those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran ,
Ruled by Nuts.

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December 10, 2008 - Posted by | Funnies, Men/Women | , , , , , , , , , , ,

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